I Just Want My Hot Cocoa

"Agrajag" (Agrajag) 01/09/2015 at 22:02 • Filed to: GTI life

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Stopped at a Dunkin' Donut's drive-thru tonight in my GTI. After placing my order I pull up to the window.

Guy: $2.11. (as I scrounge for change) Bro, is that a stick?

Agrajag's internal monologue: Yes, the "D" that is second in brightness only to Sol the Lightgiver indicates this is a stick shift.

Agrajag: No, it's a DSG. (hands over money)

Guy: Hey, there is a GTI here.(does not give hot cocoa)

(another guy comes over)

Guy 2: Nice. Is it fast?(does not give hot cocoa)

A: It does alright for a hatchback.

Aim: STAHP!! I JUST WANT MY COCOA.

They are jammed shoulder to shoulder in the window.

Guy 2: You gotta give us something. Do a burnout or rev it a little.(does not give cocoa)

A: I'll give you a rev.

braaaappbraaaAAAPP

Guy 2: Is that an aftermarket exhaust?(does not give hot cocoa)

A: No(stern gaze)

Guy 1: Here you go. Have a good night. (gives hot cocoa)

Guy 2: Be safe.

A: Take it easy.

They were nice kids, but christ already.

Sips hot chocolate writes post.

Justin Hughes > Agrajag 01/09/2015 at 22:04

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Never go to the drive thru.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Agrajag 01/09/2015 at 22:08

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You should have just sat there after they gave you your hot coco and slowly drank it while staring out the windshield.

jkm7680 > Agrajag 01/09/2015 at 22:08

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Pretty cool to see them interested in it!

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Agrajag 01/09/2015 at 22:11

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The dealer I worked had like tons of GTIs coming in on a daily basis. Not like they're special exotics or anything..

scoob > Agrajag 01/09/2015 at 22:17

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At this point I would be saying "So that's why drive thrus take longer than the entire history of this planet", but everyone here drives beige-mobiles, so that can't be.

scoob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2015 at 22:18

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Or stared at the 2 guys.

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 01/09/2015 at 22:22

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That must be why I see them very, very rarely. Seriously, I've seen very few. I've probably seen more Aston's than GTI's.

Dusty Ventures > Agrajag 01/09/2015 at 22:23

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Share that story on VW Vortex and you'll probably have at least one of them reply to you

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > scoob 01/09/2015 at 22:27

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No, absolutely not. You just stare out the windshield. No noise besides the sipping of coco.

Agrajag > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy 01/09/2015 at 22:30

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Right. They were high school kids, probably get excited by every Civic and GTI that rolls through.

Agrajag > jkm7680 01/09/2015 at 22:32

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Yeah. It doesn't get much acknowledgement, but when it does it's high schoolers.

dogisbadob > Agrajag 01/09/2015 at 22:32

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I guess they were surprised the car didn't die in the drive thru line

I mean, a running GTI, what are the odds? :p

Agrajag > dogisbadob 01/09/2015 at 22:50

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No one was more surprised than I .

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/09/2015 at 22:51

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When they finally look scared enough, drive away only to circle back around for more staring.

Agrajag > Dusty Ventures 01/09/2015 at 22:53

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I'll go there and probably find a "Saw MKV GTI DSG STOCK EXHAUST at Drive-thru" thread.

PatBateman > Agrajag 01/09/2015 at 22:57

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You made some kid's night with your VW. This is how Jalops are born.

Alfalfa > Agrajag 01/09/2015 at 23:12

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At least they seemed to get the point after you gave them the look.

Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast > Agrajag 01/10/2015 at 00:47

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And more coco

McMike > Agrajag 01/11/2015 at 21:57

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#DeMuroProblems